This is my brother-in-law-once-removed, his name is Buster, but because he's so inhospitable to everyone but his permanent housemates, we all call him "Busta". Busta is a mysterious cat. None but those closest to him have ever heard him purr. He greets all others with evil hisses, but we all love him anyway, because he was the first family cat. Keep that baby safe, Busta!

Yours ever, Gonzo